Just a lil’ teaser…

Just a little sneak peak from What I Really Learned in College to entice you before the release of the second book in the With Honors series, Making the Dean’s List this summer. For the best sex toys for women go through the bboutique site.

Rated R for strong sexual content!

What I Really Learned in College, With Honors series, Book 1

I put on a pair of pajama bottoms and a sweatshirt and curled up on the couch with a blanket. I flipped on the television to a rerun of Criminal Minds, one of my favorite shows. The last thing I felt like doing was studying even though I knew I needed to catch up on some reading. I snuggled in with a blanket and got comfortable. Visions of Mason kept haunting me and I could only pray that I hadn’t made a big mistake.
My cell phone buzzed bringing me out of a fog. It was Lisa. Some sex toys aid the man’s erection, stimulate the female genitals to become more sensitive or provide a different feel to ‘normal’ sex and sex toys that provide an ‘environment’ for variations in sex, for example so called orgy bed sheets. Sometimes they are used to help a person who has difficulty with unaided sex to achieve sexual satisfaction. However most sex toys provide a new way to directly stimulate the male or female genitals to achieve sexual satisfaction. Using sex toys can provide new experiences and variation in the sexual experience. It can also provide a fantasy element for enhancing or revitalising a relationship. The usual expectation is that a sex toy provides direct stimulation of the genitals in foreplay and/or during sexual intercourse or as a means to obtain orgasm through only the stimulation provided by the sex toy. You can order your rabbit vibrator today at the Magic Men site. Probably the most well known sex toys are ‘vibrators’ which, as the name suggests, provide stimulation of the genitals using vibration. They are mainly used to stimulate the clitoris, but may also be used to stimulate any other part of the female body or that of a man’s. The simplest of these are pencil or wand shaped (though normally thicker than a pencil). They often have an internal battery (or two) which powers a small electric motor. Sometimes the battery pack and controller are external and connected to the vibrator by a wire. The truth of the matter is not everyone who is deemed as a perfect and healthy candidate for a breast augmentation are a hundred percent guaranteed of either getting perfect natural-looking boobs or saved from bad boob jobs. Recently though, saline implants have been used instead of these gel-filled silicone implants. You can click for more info about the ONE NIGHT I GOT CUM ON MY TITS – MY PERSONAL STORY. Complications and health risks are still very much a possibility and may arise nonetheless, and these include breast leaks, ruptures, infections, connective tissue diseases, and even cancer. Aesthetics-wise, unflattering breast enlargements often reveal uneven breast sizes and shapes, asymmetrical placement, unnatural-looking cleavages, or wrinkles which are often caused by improperly placed boob implants. Some boob jobs result in boobs looking unusually large for a woman’s body frame. These are all examples of bad boob jobs you would want to avoid. Should you opt to have a boob job, you might want to choose a surgeon who will consider these aspects and will carefully see to it that your boobs turn out as naturally looking as possible. Most women who contemplate having breast augmentation initially intend to improve the quality of their lives by undergoing surgery. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Bust enlargement doesn’t just end after surgery because you still have to face future additional surgeries and follow-up evaluations as you grow older, adding to the overall costs you’ll need to be prepared for (even if everything goes well.) In time, your implants will also deteriorate causing more surgeries later on. One study showed that one out of five women who had undergone breast augmentation were likely to have an additional surgery within a three year period as a result of botched jobs. What’s even worse is that these additional surgeries don’t always solve the problems, and more complications may still arise resulting in more inferior breast augmentation down the road. Moreover, poor results are largely attributed to the use of silicone implants which have been widely embraced for the past few decades. Many women have reported complications and discomfort with the use of silicone implants. There have been a lot of controversies regarding silicone implants and as such physicians have grouped illnesses associated with silicone implants into a category called “silicone implant diseases”. Studies are still under way to find out more about the effects of silicone breast implants to the body and how it results in so many cases of bad plastic surgery.

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“Hey, what’s going on?”
“I just got the kids down, finally. McKenzie did not want to go to sleep tonight. I fight with them every time they come back from their dad’s,” she complained.
“Luckily, my dad wore the boys out today. They barely stayed awake long enough to take their showers. I put them down just a little big ago. They’re already asleep.”
“So, how did things go with the beanie boy? I’ve been dying to call you all day.”
“Me? What about you and Nick? I cannot believe you took Nick home with you,” I laughed.
“Nick,” she laughed. “Nick is built like a hamster.”
“What? You’re kidding me. He’s so cute,” I exclaimed.
“Yes, beautiful, young, built like a brick shit-house, Nick is hamster boy. You got sex on a stick beanie boy. I got hamster boy. How freaking fair is that?” Lisa complained.
“I’m so sorry,” I couldn’t stop laughing. “Please, tell me he at least knew what he was doing?”
“Ten second hamster boy? Are you kidding? It took longer to get undressed than to have sex. It was horrible.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.” I tried by best to stop laughing but I couldn’t.
“I would have been better off taking Jared home or even that little ginger headed boy.” Her voice was dripping in sarcasm.
“So, I am guessing you won’t be seeing him again?”
“He’s twenty-one years old, I don’t need another child,” she remarked.
“This coming from the woman who’s encouraged me for the last three months to ravish beanie boy?” I teased.
“That’s different.”
“How’s that?”
“Because you’ve spent two days a week with him every week for the last several months. Because you two have been playing this flirty little game since you’ve met. Because you need to return to a world where men exist and sex is fabulous and curls our toes and makes you scream. Because he’s good for you.” Her explanation surprised me a little.
“Do I need to remind you that he’s the same age as Nick?”
“Do I need to remind you that you’re five years younger than me?” she shot back.
“I am twelve years older than him. He’s a kid!”
“You need someone young to bring you back to life. Like I said, he’s good for you.”
“You keep saying that. I’m not so sure.”
“So…,” she said, edging me to further explain.
“So, what?”
“Oh, come on, Alex. Did you pop the boy’s cherry or not?” Lisa laughed.
“That ship sailed long before I got my hands on him.” Not long before.
“Please, tell me he was better than hamster boy?”
“I would have to say he’s definitely not hamster boy. Not at all.”
“I knew it, you slut! How was he?”
“He’s a little rough around the edges, but he’s got potential.” I wasn’t about to tell her about our first encounter last night. I’d sooner forget about it myself. “He’s performance was a six, a high six, and there was definite potential for growth. No pun intended, but his pregame needs a lot of work!”
“How bad was it?” I knew she was fishing for details.
“Let’s just say I’ve been weather proofed.”
“Oh, my God!” she roared with laughter.
“It was bad, really bad. I mean I could have propped my feet up on his shoulders and given myself a perfect pedicure. The boy had one stroke.” I couldn’t keep from laughing myself. “I mean I could have given him a roadmap, a GPS, put up neon signs and he couldn’t find my clitoris. I don’t think he even knows what one is let alone where it is. And don’t get me started on his poking…Ahhhhhh!” I playfully screamed into the phone but not loud enough to wake my boys, before I burst into laughter with her.
“We’re so terrible,” she said out of breath.
“Why? Because we’re honest? Thank God he’s got a huge cock or I think I would have cried.” She roared through the phone. “I’m serious.”
“How big was he?”
“It was nine, easy. I wanted to measure it. And it was so beautiful. Or maybe it’s just been that long cause I swear I almost came as soon as I climbed on it.”
“Lucky bitch,” Lisa said, her voice heavy with envy.
“I don’t know. I think it may have been a big mistake. I probably shouldn’t have slept with him.”
“You think too much, Alex. Just have fun and enjoy yourself for a change. Live life a little.”
“You’re insane.” I sighed heavily. “I’m gonna go. I am exhausted.
“I bet you are!”

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